February 2009 Archives
From my inbox:
"querido (a) y adorado (a) toaster solo te escribo para decirte que ye esta perdiendo las ventas de dia de los presidentes si no te apuras vaeras que te perderas de las cosas mas cute y lo mejor en sale love abuelita bella"
Translation
Dear Beloved Toaster-
I just wanted to write and tell you that you're missing the Presidents' Day Sales. If you you don't hurry up you're going to miss the cutest of the sale stuff.
Love,
Abuelita Bella.
______________________
For the record, my folks don't read my blog...or Twitter...so this is unsolicited cuteness...and consumerism.
"querido (a) y adorado (a) toaster solo te escribo para decirte que ye esta perdiendo las ventas de dia de los presidentes si no te apuras vaeras que te perderas de las cosas mas cute y lo mejor en sale love abuelita bella"
Translation
Dear Beloved Toaster-
I just wanted to write and tell you that you're missing the Presidents' Day Sales. If you you don't hurry up you're going to miss the cutest of the sale stuff.
Love,
Abuelita Bella.
______________________
For the record, my folks don't read my blog...or Twitter...so this is unsolicited cuteness...and consumerism.
Message left on my phone...
"Hi Toaster this is your Abuelito Tico. Hurry up and get here because we have the champagne waiting. OK, half the champagne, we had some last night, we couldn't wait. Bye."
"Hi Toaster this is your Abuelito Tico. Hurry up and get here because we have the champagne waiting. OK, half the champagne, we had some last night, we couldn't wait. Bye."
Well, the due date's come and gone and still no Toaster.
So, in a shameless attempt to milk more money to seed Toaster's college fund here it is, your last shot at getting in on the Toaster Pool.
There are plenty of good dates left including....THE INDUCTION DATE.
Yup, they scheduled us for an induction sometime on the calendar below...I'll give you a hint, the induction date currently has no bidders.
And seriously, everyone thinks Toaster is a girl? Really? Cuz the bets for boys have been minimal, yo...minimal.
OK, get to bidding...
So, in a shameless attempt to milk more money to seed Toaster's college fund here it is, your last shot at getting in on the Toaster Pool.
There are plenty of good dates left including....THE INDUCTION DATE.
Yup, they scheduled us for an induction sometime on the calendar below...I'll give you a hint, the induction date currently has no bidders.
And seriously, everyone thinks Toaster is a girl? Really? Cuz the bets for boys have been minimal, yo...minimal.
OK, get to bidding...
Well, the mix is done...here's the cover.
Track list below the cut...
Track list below the cut...
Continue reading Mix Tape Update.
Nena and I have a bizarre tradition.
Every time one of our bosses does something stupid...we make another mix in our Bret Hart Mixtape series.
They're fun to make, and we've found that they help us move on.
Nena's been listening to the Santa Fe Screwjob volume I made after I was passed over for a promotion at the Minuteman...so I made a new one to reflect her current employment situation.
Mix sounds pretty good...but we need a title, I'm torn between two of them.
Thoughts?
"The Best There Is, The Best There Was, The Best There Ever Will Be Wouldn't Work Here."
or
"Excellence of Execution Is Not Part of the Program."
Every time one of our bosses does something stupid...we make another mix in our Bret Hart Mixtape series.
They're fun to make, and we've found that they help us move on.
Nena's been listening to the Santa Fe Screwjob volume I made after I was passed over for a promotion at the Minuteman...so I made a new one to reflect her current employment situation.
Mix sounds pretty good...but we need a title, I'm torn between two of them.
Thoughts?
"The Best There Is, The Best There Was, The Best There Ever Will Be Wouldn't Work Here."
or
"Excellence of Execution Is Not Part of the Program."
A quick diversion from BabyWatch 09 to bring you this important PSA.
It's from the new Watchmen film. It's things like this that make me think they didn't screw this up.
So.
So.
Psyched.
Continue reading The Keene Act.
Longtime readers may remember the Toaster Pool I unveiled a few months ago.
Well, there's been some action on the pool, a few dates missed and a lot of good slots left. So, I've placed all the bets on a calendar. If you want in, comment with a date and a gender and then send me $10. Winner gets half the pot.
Remember, you can't pick a combo that's already been picked...so yeah.
Here's the calendar.
Well, there's been some action on the pool, a few dates missed and a lot of good slots left. So, I've placed all the bets on a calendar. If you want in, comment with a date and a gender and then send me $10. Winner gets half the pot.
Remember, you can't pick a combo that's already been picked...so yeah.
Here's the calendar.
