Bad Ideas

The other day Nena brought home some cinnamon rolls from IKEA.

Only, she brought them home from the IKEA in Phoenix, in her carry-on bag...

She took the hard plastic container, dropped them in her backpack and off she went.

As you can imagine, this leaked a bit of frosting into her bag.

This morning, she's getting the frosting out of her bag mumbling something about this being the worst idea ever.

Nenie: Honey, that's totally not the worst idea ever.

Nena: You're just trying to make me feel better.

Nenie: No, I'll admit, it's not the best idea anyone's ever had.  But it's not the worst idea.

Nena: What was a worse idea than this.

Nenie: Sour Cream and Bacon Cheerios.

Nena: No one's ever thought of that.

Nenie: Hrmm.  Someone clearly didn't go to college with boys.

Nena: I did.

Nenie: Apparently not, because if you had you would have known someone who'd thought of Sour Cream and Bacon Cheerios.  Or something worse.

Nena: Please say no one at Carleton ever made Sour Cream and Bacon Cheerios.

Nenie: I used to eat Oreos and salsa...

Nena: Please say no one ever ate Sour Cream and Bacon Cheerios.

Nenie: Yup, no boys around you in college...

Nena:  I went to college with boys, stinky horny boys...

Nenie: Who were always too stoned to do anything remotely creative...

Nena: Please say no one...

Nenie: It's pretty easy. You make the bacon and then use the bacon grease to fry the Cheerios in, then...

Nena: Please...

Nenie:...you cut up the bacon into bits and add that into the sour cream along with some chives...

Nena: Yeah, I don't believe you.

Nenie: OK, you're right.  No one ever did that.  But I figure from here you could probably break up the Cheerios into Cheerio Flour and then make some chips with them.

Nena: Wow, that does sound kinda good.

Seriously, maybe if you made Cheerio Flour first and then fried those "raw" chips in the bacon grease...