Moldy-Ass Pie

Wow, I can't tell how scared I am by this.

Let's run down the checklist of reasons to be afraid

1- Fourth film in a series where I loved the first two and never saw the third.
2- Direct to DVD release.
3- Unrated
4- Centers around a minor, though funny as hell, character from the first three.
5- Centers around the younger sibling of a supporting character from the first three who saw his role grow as other more prominent actors realized that this series was career suicide.
6- Should have been called "Eugene Levy Needs the Money."
7- Does Eugene Levy really need the money that badly? Cuz if he does, we can take up a collection.
8- Entire film is premised on a memorable line from the first film.
9- They ran a sneak preview of it on USA Network after RAW this week and before a showing of film two.
10- Did I mention it's titled "Original Film Title Presents: New Film Title." This is never a good sign for a movie franchise. Never.

Yeah, I'm scared. Maybe we should all get together and watch it.