Who the WHAT?
OK, so where in the blue hell did Paris Hilton come from. I mean, seriously? I know who she is, but who the hell is she? So apparently there's some reality show coming out featuring her and Lionel Ritchie's daughter. Aside from that? Who the fuck? Where the fuck? Suddenly, she's all over the place. Why? Who cares?
Also, if your last name is also the name of a large hotel chain. You might want to think about NOT naming your child after a city. Because it will haunt the child later in life. Case in point, on Around the Horn yesterday, Jay Mariotti said that "the problem with Brian Urlacher's game right now is that he needs to stop staying at the Paris Hilton." *rimshot*
Which brings me to my next point. WTF, Brian? Wasn't this guy gritty and married to his baby's momma? What happened there? When the fuck? And now. . .damn. It's sad to see someone so hardcore go so soft, so quick.
LMAO!!
you know that old saying about how women and boxing don't mix? It should definitely apply to other sports too. Urlacher's head is so far up her skirt he doesn't even know his own name. As for his wife, last I heard, they are in the divorce process. And Lionel Ritchie's daughter is in trouble over heroin charges. Oh, the awful tortured existence of the ludicrously rich and infamous...
But that's nothing...did you see the previews for that new Mtv (I flip through ocasionally! *ducks hail of garbage*) show Rich Girls? They basically follow Tommy Hilfiger's spoiled teenage daughter and her just as spoiled yet slightly less well-known socialite rich best friend as they are let loose on the city and........shop.
Yes. Something is wrong with our country.
I think I should be in charge. Give all your money and poontang to me and everything will be fine.
Excellent post man. I think Brian Urlacher's head is so far up his arse that his NFL skills have sunk fast. THere could be other factors too like the lack of Ted Washington and Rosie Colvin making him look better. On Sunday, he only had 3 solo tackles and 3 assisted. Some guy named Mike North on the radio says the NFL mysterious adds more tackles to his stats at times. The guy had 200 tackles which is like an average of 12-13 tackles a game but I sure didn't recall him making that many. Something is sneaky here.... lol
I made a mistake on my last post... I meant the lack of ted washington and rosie colvin, two players who made Brian Urlacher look better cuz they alloweod him to do more things. Urlacher has sunk down into a mediocre linebacker. Other middle linebackers such as Keith Brooking (ATL) and Ray Lewis (BAL, best in the game) average 7-8 solo tacklse a game and they dno't have a great supporting cast either. Urlacher has probably only averaged 4-5 with his huge contract.
to be fair
his d line sucks
parka, red and i wouldn't be a worse line than he's got there
he's getting doubled and tripled up most downs
that's part of his problem
there's no one else to block on that D
but still
his head just isn't totally in it
the fire isn't there this season
that i can see
as for the shows. . .
red, there's no shame in watching mtv
seriously
it's ok
yeah, i've seen the promo for that show
and i'm also intrigued by the show with lionel ritchie's daughter and paris hilton, where they live in arkansas for a month or so
yeah
that's a great idea for a show
*shakes head*
this nation has no royalty to be fascinated with
so we invented our own
I haven't watched MTV in ages. Luckily I have M2 and the Fuse where they pretty much play music videos most of the time. MTV could use a name change to RTV (reality TV)
this nation has no royalty to be fascinated with
so we invented our own
Interesting theory. I like that.
hah Parka how about NTV for "Nomusic TeleVision"?
I prefer DFTV. That's right DoggyFizzle TeleVizzle.
u guys are smoking some crack. brian is the man. ray lewis is too busy killing people to be the best. brooking what are u kidding me? the falcons are worse than the bears. rosy colvin is hurt. ted washington is fat. u guys know nothing about football. brian urlacher the linebacker is the best in the nfl cuz he eats chunky soup and mcdonalds brats. he is the only one with superior speed to chase down mike vick and hurt him worse than his already broken leg. beat that hotshot.
smooches
So who was that who said most Bears fans had mastered basic literacy? Right, no one. Thank you Carl for joining the conversation and driving that point home.
Everybody needs to give Urlacher a break. Although the Bears suck, he is still the man and everybody has a bad season once in a while. Urlacher needs to forget about Paris Hilton and return to his rough roots in New Mexico
That's totally my point. Urlacher can still be one of the best ever, he's just getting manhandled by O-Lines that don't have to take anyone else on that D seriously.
Good question.